“Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho!”
Ahoy, mateys! What d’ye say to a visit from ol’ Cap’n Jack, eh? Now then, d’ye think it wise to fritter away yer booty on a lame landlubber, when ol’ Jack can provide the real excitement o’ sea life to children, young an’ old? I thought not!
Hire Cap’n Jack for yer next high-toned an’ fancy to-do: a birthday, graduation, dinner or office party–the list goes on an’ on, savvy? Hunt for treasure, walk the plank, engage the enemy in an epic sea battle, learn to talk like a pirate, sing pirate songs, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer yer weasely black guts out! All this awaits ye!
Until then, clear skies an’ fair winds!
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