“Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho!”
Ahoy, mateys! What d’ye say to a visit from ol’ Cap’n Jack, eh? Now then, d’ye think it wise to fritter away yer booty on a lame landlubber, when ol’ Jack can provide the real excitement o’ seafaring life to children, young an’ old? I thought not!
Hire Cap’n Jack for yer next high-toned an’ fancy to-do: a birthday, graduation, dinner or office party–the list goes on an’ on, savvy?
Hunt for treasure, walk the plank, engage the enemy in an epic sea battle, talk like a pirate, sing pirate songs, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer yer weasely black guts out!
Bring out the welp… I mean Blacksmith Will. Have ye not met dear William? A first class swordsman, a terrific soprano (or is it tenor) worth at least 4 souls… maybe 3 1/2, and did I mention he is for hire as well!
All this awaits ye! Until then, clear skies an’ fair winds!